you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
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shit fitblr's say
me: fuck the thigh gap
me: what are you doing where are the veggies on your plate
me: i have to pee
me: "fruit has too much sugar" my ass
me: what is this bubbling, high sugar content, chemical shit storm contraption you are drinking
me: you cant even pronounce the ingredients how is this food
me: "what would you like to drink?" i'll just have water, thanks
me: brb have to pee again
me: yeah i'll come over after i workout
me: this isnt a diet its a LIFESTYLE GOD MOM
When you see a picture of you from 2 years ago,
sodamnrelatable:

When you see a picture of you from 2 minutes ago,

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Listening to my mom talk to her friends.
sodamnrelatable:

You are so fake.
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Friend: “Wow, remember when you had a crush on..”
sodamnrelatable:

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